What you are abut to read is an email I recieved (suposedly) from my lovely 7 (SEVEN) year old. I need help on this one. I have no idea what he (they) are or were thinking!!!! Plus my pour Taylor called me 5 times the other night (I was asleep) I only heard the last call and called her back. She was crying in all 5 messages she left telling me how much she misses me and loves me. I just broke my heart. I am having a hard time with this Aunt C but thanks for you words of encoragement. They mean alot to me! I love you. Just read on and let me know what you all think. Be for warned its kinda "wacked yo"
Dear Mom,I am hanging out in my crib yo'! Dangit! I just lost my golden tooth! Hey, Mom, will you come here and help me find it? LOL yo'!! And, I love you. And, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!! Lucy just broke Curly's head off!! LOL yo'! HEY!!! Why did you do that? Don't bite my butt off!!! Yo'! I don't like you, Lucy dog yo'! Plus yo' wiggy wiggy fresh! Oh, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!! I just fell off a cliff!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!! I just broke my neck and my legs. And, my butt knuckle. I think. Oh, hi Lucy. She is falling too! Ooooooooooouwwww! She landed on my head! Oooooooouwwww! She just bit my cranium, yo'! Hey, sorry for all that comoHEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Why did you just throw my drink out the window?!?!?!? Now I can say sorry for the commotion and ...Hey Lucy, why are you trying to kill that thing??? Go out side and tinkle! Die dog, die!!! LOL! Sorry. Mom, gotta go to my grave yo', wiggy wiggy fresh dawg! From, your wacked out son LOL.P.S. I do not know why this is happening get me out of this place P.S.S. I think that the guinea pig just took a poopP.S.S.S I do not know why this place is so wacked out yo!P.S.S.S.S This is crazy. Wait, I am crazy. Wait, we are all crazy!P.S.S.S.S.S Why do I hear angels? Oh yeah! I'm in heaven!P.S.S.S.S.S.S I won't die this late. I want to come back to earth.P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S Oh yea, I'll be resurrected in 2000 b.c./before ChristP.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.Do you know what resurrected means? If you don't, whenever you're in heaven God will call you and he will say "Be resurrected!P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S Do you like to drink some peanut buddah? Yo! Wacked out yo! LOL!P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.You don't tell me what to do, Taylor! I can do 11 P.S's if I want to! P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I stink like poop! love, Patrick
Friday, June 20, 2008
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My first inclination is he didn't write that himself. But if he did, you need to get a copy of that to your attorney and see what you can do to get him back home asap. Did Taylor say anything about P acting strange? I really think (HOPE) your maniac ex sent this. NEVER let the kids go there again. You're better off without the child support than having them in his house. I love you. Try not to stress too hard. But get them back home.
So...when is the next flight out of there yo?
JK
LOL
Hang in there...but bring them home from there if you think for even ONE moment that you need to.
I think it sounds like P is having a good time, but poor T...at least she has her bro there with her.
Love you.
K in AK
BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J
xoxoxoxo
Wow. That is all I have to say. Wow.
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